The Burger Flipper is a Job you get at McSticks.


This Job is available 24/7.

Each shift lasts about 2 hours.

There are no stat requirements to be hired.

Promotions are based solely on experience (5 shifts each).

The maxed out reward is a Free Food Card—not valid in Paper Thin City.


Rank Salary Rank Requirements Progress Report
Pickle Plopper $5
  • None
You flipped burgers all day long. Yay.
Cheddar Shredder $7
  • 5 shifts in previous rank
Another grease filled nightmare.
Fry Friar $9
  • 5 shifts in previous rank
You fried fries like a champ.
Lieutenant Wrapper $11
  • 5 shifts in previous rank
Another Day, another dollar.
Milkshake Sommelier $13
  • 5 shifts in previous rank
Shake Shake Shake...SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE!
Secret Saucier $15
  • 5 shifts in previous rank
You successfully mixed the mayo, thousand island, and ketchup together.
Major Mayo $17
  • 5 shifts in previous rank
What a major pain in the ass. You need a better job.
Commander Ketchup $19
  • 5 shifts in previous rank
You worked a full shift and got paid.
Colonel Mustard $25
  • 5 shifts in previous rank
You worked drive-through. It sucked.


  • 5 shifts in previous rank
You watched over all the lackeys.

Random Events

There is a 20% chance of a random event per shift.

Description Chance Jail Cash Karma Strength Intelligence Charm
While making fries, you managed to splash fryer oil all over the place, and even burnt your hand a little.  Rookie mistake, kid. 8 No 0 0 0 -2 0
You forgot to bring your hairnet to work today. Now, that is just plain careless, missy. 5 No 0 0 0 -3 0
While running across the kitchen, you slipped on a hamburger bun and hit the ground pretty hard.  Luckily, you only have minor internal bleeding. 6 No 0 0 -3 0 0
A lady asked for 'no pickles' and you heard 'extra pickles'. You got yelled at... big time.  (Somebody's getting spit on their burger next time they come in). 6 No 0 0 0 0 -5
While unloading the grocery order, you managed to throw your back out -- and the manager gave you a bonus for it! long as you keep your mouth shut, that is. 8 No 200 0 -1 0 -5
A coworker dared you to shoot a packet of hot sauce up your nose.  Yeah, it burned like a mother trucker, but at least you gained the respect of your colleagues.  Well, some of them. 10 No 0 0 0 -1 3
You broke up a food fight in the dining room. Way to keep the peace, chief; you have ketchup and special sauce all over you. 10 No 0 0 5 0 -5
You helped an old lady carry four huge bags of burgers outside.  Good deeds make you feel... good. 12 No 0 5 4 0 0
The manager commented on how clean your uniform is looking.  Everyone loves a neat and tidy employee. 11 No 0 0 0 0 5
You learned how to work the cash register today, aaand how to make change from a $5 bill -- score! 10 No 0 0 0 5 0
The corporate office loves your new burger concept, the 'Curried Cow and Carrot Ciabatta'. The new C4 Burger is sure to be 'The Bomb' this summer. 8 No 0 0 0 4 4
Yes! You finally won "Employee of the month!" They kept telling you that you weren't EOTM material, but you showed them! 3 No 1000 0 0 0 8
A masked gunman busted through the front door and slipped on the wet floor you just mopped! Good thing you forgot to put down the 'Caution: Wet Floor' sign. You are awarded a bonus for your bravery... and your total disregard for public safety. 1 No 2500 0 0 0 0
It was so slow today that you decided curling a 20lb bottle of special sauce all shift was a good way to battle boredom. Oohyea, feelin' the burn. 1 No 0 0 15 0 0
The owner stopped by personally to tell you how much he appreciates your dedication and work ethic. You must be doing something right. 1 No 0 0 0 0 18