- Force Fail | $220 " You learned about Dark side "
- Apprentice | $265 " You practised the dark arts "
- Dark Adept | $310 " You are starting to get this 'dark' stuff"
- Villain | $360 " You went on evil mission, doing evil things with evil people. "
- Choke Artist | $420 " You learn how to choke people with your mind. Great skill to have "
- Lightning Lasher | $495 " Let there be lightning"
- Fallen Knight | $495 " You took care some some do-gooders"
- Dark Side Devout | $705 " Just another regular day in the life of a Dark Lord "
- Malevolent Master | $850 " You continued with you plan for world domination. Its coming along "
- Darff | $999 w/ Dark Laser Sword " You spent the day being feared by entire galaxy. It was tough day"
"You took the night off and went to the casino. You were really lucky at roulette, your number just kept hitting." (+$18,600, -45 Karma)
"You pushed a guy off the edge of the world. That wasn't very nice." (-55 Karma, +51 Strength)
"You mind tricked a girl into giving you her number." (-50 Karma, +41 Charm)
"You lit a guy on fire using your mind. It was cool." (-70 Karma, +22 Intelligence)
"You adjusted your Glowy Sword all day." (+39 Intelligence)
"You cut a man in half for looking at you funny." (+35 Strength)
"You mind tricked a homeless guy into giving you his change." (+$10, -60 Karma)
"You decided to try and train your own apprentice. Unfortunately he didn't survive his first day of training. What a weakling." (-40 Karma, -23 Charm)
"You had a run-in with Jebediah. He got the better of you." (-24 Strength)
"You failed to meet Sithia's expectations on your last mission. Don't fail her again!" (-20 Intelligence, -25 Charm)
"You got caught evildoing. You're going to jail." (Jail!)
- The highest rank of the job, Darff, is a pun to the title "Darth" in Star Wars universe