In order to be a
Reward for Maxing out
doctor, you must have 210 intelligence and positive karma. It a well paying job, as you may expect. You work at the clinic in the Third Island ofPaper Thin City. The max-out reward is a Stethoscope, which gives 75 Intelligence. The job pays the most, for positive karma that is.
Ranks[]
| Rank | Salary | Requirements | Progress Report |
|---|---|---|---|
| Quack | $105/3hr | 210 INT, Positive Karma | You pretended to know what you are doing. |
| Marshal of Malpractice | $125/3hr | 260 INT, Positive Karma | You peddled prescriptions. |
| Dr. Nick | $150/3hr | 315 INT, Positive Karma | Hi everybody! |
| General Practitioner | $169/3hr | 352 INT, Positive Karma | Pretty boring day. It's not easy being a general. |
| Fixer-upper | $210/3hr | 475 INT, Positive Karma | You fixed a few broken people. |
| Bones | $260/3hr | 585 INT, Positive Karma | He's dead Jim. Luckily you still get paid. |
| Surgeon | $320/3hr | 670 INT, Positive Karma | Stripped, snipped and clipped your way through the day. |
| Master Healer | $365/3hr | 740 INT, Positive Karma | You healed the ill. |
| Neurosurgeon | $410/3hr | 830 INT, Positive Karma | You took part in some complex surgery. |
| Life Giver | $475/3hr | 910 INT, Positive Karma | You saved a life with your knife. |
Random Events[]
The random events that can happen as a Doctor are:
- You surgically augmented a man to make him stronger, faster, smarter and better looking. It cost him his house but at least he's happy. (+$32,500 +10 Karma.)
- You found a cure for cancer, but it was quickly brought out and destroyed by a shady prescription company. At least you got paid for it. (+$15,000)
- An Outbreak of Chicken Pox has the town in a huff. You are cashing in on the itchy situation. (+$2,740)
- Last nights bar fight made you slightly busier than normal. (+$3000)
- You delivered a baby during your coffee break. Way to work overtime! Now you have to clean up the break room. (+$1,250 - +8 Charm.)
- You put up an anti-smoking poster in your office. It reads "Lets not lie, you're paying to die." (+10 Karma - +5 Intelligence.)
- Miracle breakthrough! You found a cure for decapitation. (+18 Intelligence.)
- The nurses voted you best looking doctor in the clinic. Take a bow, handsome. (+14 Charm.)
- You had to tell that creepster Marlo to stay away from your nurse. Way to show 'em who's boss. (+13 Strength.)
- The makers of Rad Bull asked you to do a commercial explaining the medical benefits of using their product. You declined after testing found Rad Bull to be only slightly better for you than gasoline. (+30 Karma +24 Intelligence +25 Charm.)
- You developed a complex cure for obesity; you call it "Exercise." Getting this cure into pill form is proving difficult. (+20 Karma +23 Strength +19 Charm.)
- A guy came into the clinic with 8 gunshot wounds. You were somehow able to save him! (+15 Karma +44 Charm.)
- You mis-diagnosed a patient with the flu. Turns out he was just drunk. (-9 Intelligence.)
- You forgot to give some goth dude his anti-depressants... whoops. (-10 Intelligence -10 Charm.)
Trivia[]
- If the player works an entire day as a max rank Doctor (Life Giver) for all shifts 5AM to 2AM and no random events occur, they can earn a maximum of $3,325 for a day's work.