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Zev standing by the Lab, with the suitcase bubble above his head, indicating a job.

The Drug Dealer is a career path that requires Negative Karma. Like most most of the jobs in Stick RPG 2, it has ten levels of employment (the exceptions being Kitten Exterminator and Ice-Cream Taster). To get promoted, the player must have the required stats (INT, STR) and have worked on that level three times. Alternatively, saving and quitting can be done if the requirements are met.


The player can get hired in the job once they acquired at least 75 Intelligence, 60 Strength and -1 Karma. To begin the job, the player must talk to Zev (pictured on the right) during the Evening or Night. He is located on the corner between The Lab and several unnamed buildings on the First Island. Occasionally, the Dimensional Drifter appears at the end of the street, selling Forth-Dimensional-Objects for $100,000.

Rankings and Salary

Maxing out the Drug Dealer profession will grant you the Hall of Fame Bat.

Title Salary per shift Requirements Progress Report
Street Peddler $45 -1 Karma, 60 Strength, 45 Intelligence You worked the streets.
Small Time Dealer $64 -1 Karma, 69 Strength, 90 Intelligence Wheeling and dealing.
Cantraband Connoisseur $87 -1 Karma, 90 Strength, 125 Intelligence You sold drugs. Shame on you.
Slanger $112 -1 Karma, 115 Strength, 142 Intelligence Another day, another ounce.
Street Lord $139 -1 Karma, 139 Strength, 189 Intelligence You did yo thing.
Drug Runner $155 -1 Karma, 188 Strength, 235 Intelligence Run Drug Runner! RUN!
Distributor $172 -1 Karma, 215 Strength, 295 Intelligence You flipped your stash for cash.
Importer $195 -1 Karma, 290 Strength, 355 intelligence You ensured the cargo arrived safely.
Drug Lord $210 -1 Karma, 350 Strength, 430 Intelligence You ran the streets all night.
Drug Cartel Leader $240 -1 Karma, 400 Strength, 520 Intelligence You watched over your empire.

Random Events

"You scored a huge deal with a guy in the South. You made a nice piece of commish." (+$7750, -15 Karma)

"A bachelor party paid premium for your services." (+$2500, -22 Karma)

"A big concert in town made you a very popular person. It's nice to feel wanted." (+$1900, -10 Karma)

"U of SA graduation party plans involve you in a big way." (+$1250, -35 Karma)

"You shorted a customer half an ounce -- He didn't even notice." (+$200, -18 Karma, -10 Charm)

"You spent the day in at the university waiting for someone. You look smart, so you feel smart." (+23 Intelligence)

"One of your regulars didn't pay his tab, so you paid it for him. With his face." (+19 Strength, -25 Karma)

"Some Junky tried to jump you, but you made an example out of him." (+17 Strength, -10 Karma)

"Some nut-job took a swing at you on a delivery run." (-10 Karma, -4 Strength)

"It was a slow day, so you decided to sample some of the merchandise. 2 large pizzas quickly followed." (-$300, -8 Strength, -12 Intelligence, -5 Karma)

"You went to one house for a quick drop off, but ended up playing "Super Street Wiper" all night on an old Super ANY-S. Great game, not very productive." (-$485, -10 Karma, -5 Intelligence)

"You dropped your stash in the gutter, right down the drain. Sewer people rejoice. You cry." (-$800)

"The Grand Trump and his groupies hung out with you all night... and you guys had fun.  Bad thing was, they never paid for anything." (-$2150, +35 Charm)

"You were busted pedalling at the club. You goin' to jail, dawg." (Go to Jail)

"A rival drug lord set you up big time. Stash seized, jail imminent." (Go to jail)