
Lumberjack is a Director's Cut profession located in the forest on the Fourth Island, behind Jim's Gym. The boss is Canuck No. 7.
Overview[]
You can work as a Lumberjack in the morning and afternoon.
Each shift lasts about 3 hours.
The maxed out reward is a 70cc Chainsaw.
Requirements[]
To become a Lumberjack, you must have 210 Strength and a 55cc Chainsaw (which can be purchased for $4,700 at the Hardware Store).
To be promoted, you must work at least three shifts and increase Strength.
Ranks[]
Rank | Salary | Rank Requirements | Progress Report |
---|---|---|---|
Wood Hood | $95 |
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You got bossed around by Canadians all day. |
Branch Basher | $115 |
|
You smashed branches. |
Bark Breaker | $150 |
|
Timber! |
Lackey Logger | $175 |
|
You lugged lumber. |
Whistle Punk | $210 |
|
You came, you saw, you sawed. |
Tree Feller | $260 |
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You trashed some trees. |
Swedish Fiddler | $320 |
|
Another day, another poplar. |
Hardwood Hacker | $365 |
|
Timber! |
Timber Titan | $410 |
|
You tore through the timber. |
Chainsaw Champion | $475 |
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You dominated the forest. |
Random Events[]
There is a 10% chance of a random event per shift.
Description | Chance | Jail | Cash | Karma | Strength | Intelligence | Charm |
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You got hit in the head with a falling branch. | 8 | No | 0 | 0 | -15 | 0 | 0 |
You got a little careless with your chainsaw. Hopefully they can sew that thumb back on... | 6 | No | 0 | 0 | -23 | 0 | 0 |
You bounced a saw off your foot. Good thing you were wearing steel toe boots, although now you need new ones. | 11 | No | -425 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
You had to get your saw sharpened. | 8 | No | -600 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
You took part in the local Lumberjack Games. You took home 3rd in axe throwing! | 8 | No | 800 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
20 |
You chased off some hippies trying to save the trees. | 6 | No | 0 | 0 | 24 | 0 | 0 |
You and the Canadians left early to catch the hockey game. | 12 | No | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 35 |
You pounded a few Canadian beers at lunch time. You probably shouldn't be operating a saw but hey, beer is charm in this game. | 12 | No | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 27 |
You read about a new ergonomic sawing technique that will help keep you healthy over the long term. | 8 | No | 0 | 0 | 0 | 31 | 0 |
Log rolling contest. You won. | 8 | No | 0 | 0 | 22 | 10 | 21 |
You won the weekly fastest sawing competition. Now that is a nice payday. | 8 | No | 6600 | 0 | 29 | 0 | 0 |
You ripped through your daily quota of trees in record time. You're a machine. | 3 | No | 0 | 0 | 42 | 0 | 0 |
Annual performance bonuses paid out today. All that hard work actually did pay off! | 1 | No | 21400 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
You found some kind of secret stash of money in a hollowed out logged. Sweet wonderful money! | 1 | No | 40500 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |