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Mr. Schrute

Mr. Schrute is an employee of New Lines Incorporated. He can be found right outside the office in the morning and sitting in the office in the afternoon. He may be a parody of Dwight Schrute from the TV show The Office.

Dialog

Outside the office:

"Women are like wolves. If you want one you must trap it. Snare it. Tame it. Feed it..."

"I am faster than 80% of all snakes."

Inside the office:

"Bears... Beets... BattleStar Galactica."