The Grand Trump, offering the Rock Star job at WallyMart.
| Rank | Salary | Progress Report |
|---|---|---|
| Roadie | $40/5hr | Rock and ROOOOOLLLLLL!!!! |
| Noodler | $63/5hr | You rocked out on stage, hardcore! |
| Garage Rocker | $89/5hr | You aced that set! |
| Indie Rocker | $123/5hr | They screamed for an encore. You didn't disappoint. |
| Touring Musician | $152/5hr | An out of town show -- went pretty well. |
| Recording Artist | $188/5hr | You worked on your new album in the studio. |
| Major Label Artist | $232/5hr | Another day, another groupie. |
| Rock Star | $277/5hr | You raised the roof! |
| Big in Japan | $325/5hr | The Japanese girls won't leave you alone. |
| Bigger than The Beatles | $390/5hr | Lights, blood, pyrotechnics, and ladies underwear. You stunned and amazed the crowd, as usual. |
You get a Platinum Record (+40 Charm) for maxing out the profession.
Random Events[]
"One of your amps caught on fire and the hall was evacuated... true story!"
"One of your songs was licensed for the upcoming videogame "Guitar Sherpa." How many more of these things can they make, anyways? (+9 Intelligence, +11 Charm)
"You rocked so hard that one guy puked just from the sound waves... or from all that beer. But still, it was pretty awesome." (+12 Strength, +8 Charm)
"You incited a riot at an outdoor festival. Everyone was stoked... except for the cops who cuffed you and read you your rights."
"You climbed the speaker stack and jumped 40 feet into the crowd, but everyone moved out of the way. That's gotta hurt." (-8 Strength)
"In a flash of brilliance, you turn your amp up to 11 - the audience goes ape-$^!%, climbing the gate and throwing women's underwear onstage. You have to sneak out the back door to avoid being mobbed by fans." (+23 Charm)