Overview[]
S.I.T Professor is a Director's Cut profession located in the S.I.T. building on the Fourth Island.
The Professor boss is Chancellor Dean, a stick figure with a dark green head in the lobby of the S.I.T. building. You can work as a Professor in the morning, afternoon, evening, and night. Each shift lasts about 6 hours.
Requirements[]
To become a Professor, you must have 900 Intelligence.
To be promoted, you must increase Intelligence.
It takes 100 more intelligence to get promoted each time.
Ranks[]
| RANK | SALARY PER SHIFT | PROGRESS REPORT |
|---|---|---|
| Egg Head | $130 | You pretended to know what you are doing. |
| Teachers Assistant | $240 | You assisted in teaching. |
| Instructor | $350 | You instructed. |
| Lecture Lasher | $460 | You put the class to sleep with a 3 hour rant. |
| Elaborate Educator | $570 | You taught a science class. |
| Lab Rat | $680 | You helped man the lab. |
| Scientist | $790 | You smoothly ran the research department. |
| Master Chemist | $900 | You conjured concoctions. |
| Astrophysicist | $1,010 | You worked on calculating the meaning of life. Hint - it's 42. |
| Rocket Scientist | $1,120 + Tesla Helmet | Well it's not brain surgery... |
Random Events[]
"Your research provided another stunning breakthrough in Astrophysics" (+35 Intelligence, +20 Charm)
"You rearranged the tables in your classroom. Tough work." (+40 Strength)
"Another 'professional day'. You got the day off to go drink with co-workers. How professional." (+22 Charm)
"The cafeteria served roast turkey today! Sooo good." (+45 Strength, +15 Charm)
"You farted during class. Everyone heard it." (-15 Charm)
"You got "hit on" by a rather shapely female student." (+45 Charm)
"You mispronounced a students name. You made him cry." (-10 Charm)
"You watched a tech movie in class today. Number 5 is alive!" (+21 Charm)
"You stayed in the library after class to mark some papers." (+28 Intelligence)