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The Dangling Pianist

Extertior

An exterior view of "The Dangling Pianist"

Wanna live life in the 50's but seem too far into the future? Well look no further! The Dangling Pianist is here for you. All the booze, dancing, and women (and yes, piano playing) you can imagine. There are millions of overpriced items inside. Step on up and try it all. Try the beer that'll put you into a coma. Why not experience illegal arms trafficking for once? Head on into the men's bathroom! (Just don't tell my boss.) We even do piano lessons. If you're good enough then maybe you'll make some serious cash. So, head on over to The Dangling Pianist today!

Entrance

Greeting message you receive from Bouncer Blaze at the entrance.