Wally-Mart (stylised as Wally ! Mart) is a large store building on the Third Island of Paper Thin City. It can be purchased in the bank for $3,800,000. Wally-Mart is also the home of The Grand Trump, who offers the Rock Star profession.
Wally-Mart follows this schedule.
Wally-Mart has several items that you can purchase.
|Item||Price||Price (with Discount Shopper cheat)||Description||Use|
|Toilet Paper Roll||$2||$1||"Regular roll of TP...because you never know when you need it.||Used to get the Sledgehammer from the Guy on the John in Skye's Bar.|
|Alarm Clock||$400||$200||"This alarm clock will help you get up earlier. And angrier."||Bedroom item; wakes the player up earlier|
|Crack Book Pro||$3,700||$1,850||"Soon there will be two kinds of people. Those who use computers, and those who use Crackbooks. It's the laptop for the rest of us. Think differently."||Required for the Hacker profession|
|Coma-Snooze Bed||$2,200||$1,100||"This bed will help you get up earlier."||Bedroom item; wakes the player up earlier|
|Painkillers||$85||$42||"After wiping off some well-settled grit & grime, it appears that these aren't 'Pain Killers' at all. The label reads 'Excruciatingly Painful Human Killers'."||Given to the Suicidal Goth Dude in the 1st Island (Negative Karma route)|
|Self Help Book||$120||$60||"This book will help you get your life back on track (or your money back)"||Given to the Suicidal Goth Dude in the 1st Island (Postive Karma route)|
The following NPCs can sometimes be seen in Wally-Mart:
|Guy at the Till||Sells items||Appears at random, all day except Night|
|Girl at the Till|
|The Grand Trump||Resident; Offers the Rock Star profession||Appears all day except Evening. He can be seen sleeping on the couch at Night, if the player uses the Time Traveler cheat.|
|Security||Nothing; just dialogue||Appears all day except Night|
|Wally Mart Greeter|
|Vinnie||Appears in the Morning|
|Joe 'The Tooth' Malhony|
|Cyrus||Appears in the Afternoon and Evening|
|Rene||Appears occasionally; "Ceci n'est pas une vie" stands for "This is not a life"|
|Creepster Marlo||Nothing; can be given the Bacon Flavored Narwhal||Appears in the Morning|
- Wally-Mart shares the same music theme as Ice Cream 32.
- A reference to "Wallmart."