Wally-Mart (stylised as Wally ! Mart) is a large store building on the Third Island of Paper Thin City. It can be purchased in the bank for $3,800,000. Wally-Mart is also the home of The Grand Trump, who offers the Rock Star profession.
Business Hours[]
Wally-Mart follows this schedule.
| Morning | Open |
| Afternoon | |
| Evening | |
| Night | Closed |
Purchasable Items[]
Wally-Mart has several items that you can purchase.
| Item | Price | Price (with Discount Shopper cheat) | Description | Use |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Toilet Paper Roll | $2 | $1 | "Regular roll of TP...because you never know when you need it. | Used to get the Sledgehammer from the Guy on the John in Skye's Bar. |
| Alarm Clock | $400 | $200 | "This alarm clock will help you get up earlier. And angrier." | Bedroom item; wakes the player up earlier |
| Crack Book Pro | $3,700 | $1,850 | "Soon there will be two kinds of people. Those who use computers, and those who use Crackbooks. It's the laptop for the rest of us. Think differently." | Required for the Hacker profession |
| Coma-Snooze Bed | $2,200 | $1,100 | "This bed will help you get up earlier." | Bedroom item; wakes the player up earlier |
| Painkillers | $85 | $42 | "After wiping off some well-settled grit & grime, it appears that these aren't 'Pain Killers' at all. The label reads 'Excruciatingly Painful Human Killers'." | Given to the Suicidal Goth Dude in the 1st Island (Negative Karma route) |
| Self Help Book | $120 | $60 | "This book will help you get your life back on track (or your money back)" | Given to the Suicidal Goth Dude in the 1st Island (Postive Karma route) |
NPCs[]
The following NPCs can sometimes be seen in Wally-Mart:
| Name | Purpose | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Guy at the Till | Sells items | Appears at random, all day except Night |
| Girl at the Till | ||
| The Grand Trump | Resident; Offers the Rock Star profession | Appears all day except Evening. He can be seen sleeping on the couch at Night, if the player uses the Time Traveler cheat. |
| Security | Nothing; just dialogue | Appears all day except Night |
| Wally Mart Greeter | ||
| Vinnie | Appears in the Morning | |
| Vinnie's Goon | ||
| Joe 'The Tooth' Malhony | ||
| Frank | ||
| Foreman George | ||
| Lauri | ||
| Simon | ||
| Cyrus | Appears in the Afternoon and Evening | |
| Westside Gangster | ||
| Rene | Appears occasionally; "Ceci n'est pas une vie" stands for "This is not a life" | |
| Creepster Marlo | Nothing; can be given the Bacon Flavored Narwhal | Appears in the Morning |
Trivia[]
- Wally-Mart shares the same music theme as Ice Cream 32.
- A reference to "Wallmart."