Weapons

Weapons are battle items designed to inflict damage to anybody who is in a fight with you. A fight is almost impossible to win without the help of a weapon since your fists alone do not damage enemies very well. You cannot use weapons in a boxing match.

Weapon Types

There are two types of weapons: melee and ranged. Ranged weapons are used to shoot enemies from a distance and melee weapons are used to harm anybody right in front of you. To be a masterful fighter, one must learn how to use ranged and melee weapons.

Melee Weapons

Name	Levels (1-3)	Description	Key
Fists	Fist	Default melee weapon. Does little damage. The fists are the only weapons allowed in a boxing match fight.	1
Baseball Bats	Old, Major League, Hall of Fame	Baseball Bats are the first level of melee weapons. The basic level is weak but the last upgrade is nothing to sneeze at.	2
Katanas	Ornamental, Carbon Steel, Masamune	Slashing weapons complete with sheaths to go along with them so you don't cut yourself by mistake. They have a good range and great power.	3
Sledgehammers	Old Weathered, Heavy, Super	Powerful weapons unrivaled by any other weapons of it's kind. Has a slow swing time.	4

Ranged Weapons

Name	Levels	Description	Key
Pistols	Pistol, Glock, Doomsday Glock	Good damage, good aim, and good reloading time.	5
Shotguns	Single Barrel, Double Barrel, Combat	A lot of power compressed into a single shot. Needs time to reload though.	6
Machine Guns	Machine Gun, AK-47, Secret Weapon	A good amount of damage put into several bullets and fully automatic.	7

Director's Cut Weapons

Name	Levels	Description	Key
Zappy Hat	Zappy Hat, Electro Helmet, Tesla Helmet	Creates a field of electricity around you to electrify people. AOE damage.	4
Chainsaw	45cc, 55cc, 70cc	Not only can it turn people to mincemeat, it is required to become a lumberjack.	2
Flamethrower	Homemade, Modified, Nova	A powerful weapon assembled from various tools found in your everday life. Nothing to see here. Just a massive weapon of destruction. Carry on.	6
Railgun	Prototype, Blast Cannon, Auto-Railer	Looks like a piece of the future! Best weapon but freaking expensive!	5
Minigun	Minigun, Chaingun, The King	The Minigun is a multi-barrel heavy machine gun with a high rate of fire. It is very effective in Stick RPG 2.	7
Glowy/Laser Sword	Green, Light, Dark	Resembles a light saber from Star Wars . The weapon is also featured in Stick Arena Ballistic.	3

Getting every Weapon

Baseball Bats:

1. Buy it from Steel & Hawk for around 200 dollars.
2. Buy it from Arms Dealer Larry on the 2nd island.
3. Max out the Drug Dealer job.

Katanas:

1. Buy it from Steel & Hawk for $490
2. Buy it from Arms Dealer Larry for around $6,000.
3. Max out the Game Developer job.

Sledgehammers:

1. Go to the Skye's Bar toilets and give the NPC some toilet paper (can be bought for $2 at Wall-Mart)
2. Get Einsteinium from Einstein's Twin (found at the Club male washroom) and go to Recon Bob Yewlater at the 24 hour Laundromat. Talk to him twice.
3. Get Unobtainium from the Contraband Dealer for $450,000 and go to Recon Bob Yewlater again.

Pistols:

1. Buy it from Steel & Hawk for around $900
2. Buy it from Arms Dealer Larry for around $9,000
3. Buy it from either the Contraband Dealer or the Premium Weapons Dealer for $1,337,000

Shotguns:

1. Buy it from Arms Dealer Larry for around $3,800
2. Clear out the Westside Mob HQ for the first time
3. Max out the Police Officer job.

Machine Guns:

1. Buy it from Arms Dealer Larry for around $13,000
2. Clear out the Eastside Mob HQ for the first time
3. Max out the Hitman job

Zappy Hat:

1. Fight a guy outside the Dangling Pianist
2. Buy it from Arms Dealer Larry (in the Dangling Pianist)
3. Max out the Professor job

Chainsaw:

1. Buy it from the Hardware store.
2. Buy it from the Hardware store.
3. Max out the Lumberjack job

Flamethrower:

1. Talk to Pyro Perry and give him a leaf blower (buy from Hardware Store), 40 oz and Zippo lighter
2. Talk to Pyro Perry and give him a fuel cell (clear out Sewer Dungeon), screwdriver and your Homemade Flamethrower
3. Talk to Pyro Perry and give him solar matter (give alien Hyper Drive (which can be gotten by clearing out the New Abandoned Warehouse, which in turn can be done by talking to a guy in yellow at the Dangling Pianist) and Nanobots (which can be gotten from the Premium Weapons Dealer for $45,500) )), a 4D hypercube (which can be gotten by talking to Chess Master Chase at the U of S or giving a Nigerian prince $10,000 at the police station) and your Modified Flamethrower

Railgun:

1. Buy it from Arms Dealer Larry (in the Dangling PIanist)
2. Kill Tutorial Ted
3. Buy it from the Premium Weapons Dealer for around 4.7 million dollars

Minigun:

1. Buy it from Arms Dealer Larry (in the Dangling PIanist)
2. Buy it from the Premium Weapons Dealer for around $87,000
3. Max out the Government Official Job (1890 INT, around 900 CHM needed)

Laser Sword:

1. Buy it from Arms Dealer Larry (in the Dangling Pianist) for $3,100
2. Max out Light Lord job
3. Max out Dark Lord job (2000 INT & 2000 STR needed)

Trivia

• The flamethrower and the sledgehammer are the only weapons requiring assembly.
• Since there is another construction roadblock on the Second Island, there may be a new set of weapons if there is a Fifth Island.
• Aside from getting the Director's Cut, the Director's Cut weapons can also be seen on late-game dungeons.